"Kinky the First Time" Premium Unisex T-Shirt

It's Only Kinky the First Time.

After that, it's just Tuesday.

Some phrases are funny because they're true. This is one of them. Whether you're talking about trying sushi, riding a mechanical bull, or absolutely anything else — the first time is always the wildest. After that, it's just part of the routine.

This tee says what everyone's thinking but most people won't put on a shirt. Which is exactly why you should.

Available in Lilac and White — two colors that commit to the bit with just the right amount of innocence.

More humor tees: Browse our full Humor Tees collection for more tees that say exactly what needs to be said.

Product Details

• 100% combed cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Unisex retail fit
• Cover stitched sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side seams with tear-away label
• Available in Lilac and White
• Sizes XS–4XL

Made to Order

For environmental and human-friendly reasons, this product is only made when you order it. Please allow approximately one week for production. Tracking information will be sent as soon as it ships.