Just Put The Fries in the Bag! - Unisex T-Shirt

A Simple Request. Non-Negotiable.

Just put the fries in the bag. That's it. That's the whole ask. No substitutions, no upsells, no "would you like to try our new dipping sauce." Just the fries. In the bag. Thank you.

A tee for anyone who has ever had to say this out loud and meant every word. Available in Black, Charcoal, and White — all appropriate colors for someone with very clear priorities.

Why Made to Order?

We don't warehouse inventory. Every shirt is made specifically for you after you order it — the same approach we brought to designing for major retail brands for 30 years. It takes about a week, and the result is a shirt that hasn't been sitting in a box. You'll receive tracking as soon as it ships.

Product Details

• 4.5 oz., 100% ring-spun cotton
• 30/1 fine knit jersey, tubular construction
• Ribbed crewneck
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
• Available in Black, Charcoal, and White
• Sizes XS–XXXL