AI made me do it. The email I shouldn't have sent. The purchase I didn't need. The rabbit hole I went down at 2am. The playlist that somehow knew exactly what I needed to hear. None of it was me. It was the algorithm.
A humor tee for the age of artificial intelligence — for anyone who has ever outsourced a decision and felt completely fine about it. Available in Navy, Royal, and Black.
We don't warehouse inventory. Every shirt is made specifically for you after you order it — the same approach we brought to designing for major retail brands for 30 years. It takes about a week, and the result is a shirt that hasn't been sitting in a box. You'll receive tracking as soon as it ships.
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