"I'm Not Lazy, I'm Energy Efficient." Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Energy Efficient.

There's a meaningful distinction here. Lazy is a character flaw. Energy efficient is an engineering achievement. The person who takes the most direct route, conserves effort for what actually matters, and has optimized their output-to-input ratio isn't lazy — they're operating at peak efficiency.

This premium unisex crewneck tee makes that case clearly, on your chest, every day. Available in White, Kelly, Heather Kelly, and Heather Emerald — all excellent colors for someone who chose them with minimal deliberation.

Product Details

• Premium combed and ring-spun cotton
• Crew neck, side-seamed, retail fit
• Shoulder taping, preshrunk fabric
• Available in White, Kelly, Heather Kelly, and Heather Emerald
• Sizes S–5XL
• Made on demand — no minimums