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"Star Warts" Men's Fitted T-Shirt

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A Long Time Ago, in a Dermatologist's Office Far, Far Away...

Star Warts. The Classic Series. The saga nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. The force is strong with this one — unfortunately, so are the warts.

A deadpan Star Wars parody tee for people who appreciate a pun that commits fully to the bit. Part of the Classic Series, which implies there are sequels, which is either a threat or a promise depending on your sense of humor. Available in Light Pink, Light Blue, Indigo, Dark Chocolate, and Black.

Product Details

  • 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
  • 90/10 cotton/polyester (heather colors)
  • Side seams with ribbed knit collar
  • Shoulder tape and tear-away label
  • Fitted cut
  • Available in Light Pink, Light Blue, Indigo, Dark Chocolate, and Black
  • Sizes S–3XL