Star Warts. The Classic Series. The saga nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. The force is strong with this one — unfortunately, so are the warts.
A deadpan Star Wars parody tee for people who appreciate a pun that commits fully to the bit. Part of the Classic Series, which implies there are sequels, which is either a threat or a promise depending on your sense of humor. Available in Light Pink, Light Blue, Indigo, Dark Chocolate, and Black.
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